The Xmas Express
A retro locomotive that puffs real smoke rings and fills the room with balsam.
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Arrives gift-readyPrinted box and foam insert. No wrapping needed.
6-month warrantyAnything fails, we replace it.
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It fills the room with balsam.Then it starts puffing smoke rings.
An antique-brass locomotive that earns its place on the mantel when it's off — and turns the room into a station platform when it's on. Nine inches of detail, real smoke rings, up to five hours per fill.
Real smoke ringsUp to 5 hours per fillRemote included
Watch the rings form
Get yours before Christmas
Three steps
Running in under a minute
No app, no assembly, no filters to buy later.
1
Lift the boiler and fill
The whole top comes off, so you pour straight into a wide opening. No funnel, no spills down the back.
2
Add two or three drops
Any essential oil works. Balsam and cinnamon are the ones people reorder. Skip this and it runs as a plain humidifier.
3
Press once and leave it
Pick a timer from the remote and walk away. It cuts out on its own when the time is up or the tank runs dry.
The details
Full specifications
- Dimensions
- 9 in long × 4 in tall
- Tank capacity
- 300 ml
- Run time
- 3–5 hours per fill
- Output
- 60–90 ml per hour
- Mist modes
- Smoke rings or steady stream
- Light
- 4 LED colours, steady or slow fade
- Timer
- 2 h / 8 h / continuous
- Power
- USB, 5V — adapter not included
- Cord length
- 4.9 ft
- Finishes
- Antique gold, black, white, wood grain
- Safety
- Auto shut-off when dry. No heating element.
What buyers actually said
4.8
★★★★★
252 reviews