The Xmas Express
A retro locomotive that puffs real smoke rings and fills the room with balsam.
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It fills the room with balsam.Then it starts puffing smoke rings.
An antique-brass locomotive that earns its place on the mantel when it's off — and turns the room into a station platform when it's on. Nine inches of detail, real smoke rings, up to five hours per fill.
Running in under a minute
No app, no assembly, no filters to buy later.
Lift the boiler and fill
The whole top comes off, so you pour straight into a wide opening. No funnel, no spills down the back.
Add two or three drops
Any essential oil works. Balsam and cinnamon are the ones people reorder. Skip this and it runs as a plain humidifier.
Press once and leave it
Pick a timer from the remote and walk away. It cuts out on its own when the time is up or the tank runs dry.
Everything arrives in one box
Nothing sold separately and nothing to order later.
- 1 The locomotiveNine inches of moulded detail with a 300 ml tank built into the boiler.
- 2 Remote controlSwitches mist mode, light colour and timer from across the room.
- 3 USB cablePlugs into any phone adapter, laptop or power bank.
- 4 Printed gift boxFoam insert and a window front, so it can go under the tree as it arrives.
- 5 Quick-start cardOne page. Fill, drop, press. That is genuinely the whole thing.
Full specifications
- Dimensions
- 9 in long × 4 in tall
- Tank capacity
- 300 ml
- Run time
- 3–5 hours per fill
- Output
- 60–90 ml per hour
- Mist modes
- Smoke rings or steady stream
- Light
- 4 LED colours, steady or slow fade
- Timer
- 2 h / 8 h / continuous
- Power
- USB, 5V — adapter not included
- Cord length
- 4.9 ft
- Finishes
- Antique gold, black, white, wood grain
- Safety
- Auto shut-off when dry. No heating element.